Take note, hipsters - acoustic radar pairs well with vests and beards.

Holy Shit, Y’all: BARN OWL

Click the pic to go to a youtube playlist of music that is seriously blowing my mind right now.  SERIOUSLY.  Just click it, or kitties will get the plague or something.

Not quite a budgie smuggler… WHY would anyone smuggle hummingbirds, much less hummingbirds in one’s UNDERWEAR?

Not quite a budgie smuggler…

WHY would anyone smuggle hummingbirds, much less hummingbirds in one’s UNDERWEAR?

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laughingsquid: Having a job is the new raise.

laughingsquid:

Having a job is the new raise.

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names

I’m hoping that I don’t come to regret “Spork Wizard”. 

The image it conjures up for me is essentially Harry Potter majestically wielding a spork, and really, how can that EVER get old?

I find it fitting that my first photo on tumblr is a self portrait of myself with ironic facial hair IN A MIRROR. You’re welcome, world.

I find it fitting that my first photo on tumblr is a self portrait of myself with ironic facial hair IN A MIRROR.

You’re welcome, world.